Someone's 18 today.

To that someone:

Being the wild, party animal that you are, I know exactly how you intend to spend your first day of adulthood:
- Morning: buy a carton of cigarettes.
- Lunch: who needs lunch? Smoke a few packs.
- Afternoon: rock up at a casino and try out your luck.
- Night: club, get picked up by a random guy, and drink like a fish until the early hours of the morning.
Make the most out of being 18, right? =P

Alternatively - you might choose to get together with some of your "pallers", take stupid photos, eat cake, and chill out at home till late at night.

Hmmm. I wonder which of the alternatives you will pick.

On your birthday - I would like to say thanks for all the crazy talks (e.g. kooglies, "yo yo duddee, yo yo duddee", fatty), good laughs, and support.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MATE! Hope you have a fannnntastic day.

-"K-ser"