Saturday, October 20, 2007

Cooking Lesson.

UNBELIEVABLE.

SERIOUSLY. How difficult is it to cook an egg??

Look, we're NOT asking for a fancy salmon and mushroom omlette. Don't even have to scramble it. Just chuck in some oil, crack the thing open, and FRY THE THING. If you can't do that, then HARD-BOIL IT. Don't tell me now you don't know how to boil water.

FOR GOODNESS SAKE. SERIOUSLY.

If you REALLY can't do ANY of that, then store the eggs in the fridge, and wait for someone to come home and cook it for you. If that's not going to happen, THROW IT IN THE BIN.

Just don't throw the eggs.

Stop throwing the eggs.

It's wasteful.

It hurts.

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