According to http://www.friendshipstats.com I have 530 friends, 410 more than average. 46% are male, 54% are female. 89 are single, 127 are dating or married. If I contracted a deadly variant of flu, I would likely infect 13 people, 2 of whom would die. When I share something on Facebook, it is typically viewed by 31 people. If I died today, an estimated 565 people would try to attend my funeral. Based on my Facebook profile, I have a 93% probability of getting married. I am likely to earn US$2.7 million and have 2.5 children over my lifetime.
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I'm surprised I clicked on this nonsense in the first place. I must be losing my mind more than I thought.
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